...realize the internet isn't always the best way to go?

So, I've pretty much settled on what I'm getting Bridgett for Christmas. So, like I've been successfully programmed, I headed on over to Amazon.com to place my order. However, it wouldn't count one of my items towards free shipping. Then I noticed that another item won't be released until October (and why a calendar won't be released until then is beyond me). So, I decided to shop around to Target and Walmart's sites to see if I could accomplish my shopping elsewhere. I started trying to figure out how I could order one item from one place then a couple others from a different place. This is when it hit me that my life would be easier if I just went shopping in a real-life store and sent Bridgett her gifts USPS like an American. I am going to do that.

Moral of the story, just because it's the quickest way to view porn doesn't mean that the internet is the quickest way to do everything else (except maybe feeding your ego by seeing how many people read your thoughts every day. It's pretty good for that too. Ok, I'll let you get back to your porn now. I'm looking at you, Barnett).