...do something just to appease a friend?

Ok, so here it goes. You konw how the US has a policy not to negotiate with terrorists? Well, that policy is in place so as not to encourage further terrorists to do the same thing. Similarly, it's probably best that I don't do what I'm about to. Breighan, who got her first taste of blood when I posted about her a couple of weeks ago, has been clamoring for a second blog post to feature her. She has made it her goal to determine alternate career opportunities for me. These careers are as follows:

1. Fireworks display designer.

2. Shark...swimmer.

3. She can't remember.

Now, here's my idea: cheerleader cam operator for football games. I think this is a wonderful opportunity for me. Here are my qualifications:
1. I can point cameras at stuff.
2. I like looking at cheerleaders so I won't get bored and quit.
3. I know which ones are hot. This may seem minor, but all those broadcasts where the ugly cheerleaders end up on tv would be avoided. Sometimes there's only 1 hot one. What to do then? Here's where my artistry comes in. What I'd do is point the camera at one of the less attractive cheerleaders but have the hot one in the background. This way, although it'll look like I'm being equal, everyone can still look at the hot one.
4. Can I please have a job as a cheerleader camera operator? I know it's not a qualification...but seriously. Just lemme do it.